It's the new sensation that's sweeping the federation! A scientific miracle from the mind of Dark Samus MD, EoD (Emmisary of doom), the Phabulous Phazon Phormula. GF troopers, space pirates, Roman Catholics you name it, everyone and everything's crazy about this glorious goop!
But what is Phazon? Well it's a powerful mutagen and energy source that you can add to anything to give it a bit more zing, more pep, more of a can do attitude! But unlike aspirin which is made by sketchy scientists, Phazon is isolated from a natural source, giant intergalactic glowing seeds.
So what are you waiting for? Pick up a bottle of Dr. Dark Samus' Phabulous Phazon Phormula from your druggist today!
Phazon is a registered trademark of Dark Samus Chemicals.
Side effects of Phazon include vision problems, insanity and death.
Phazon may contain traces of nuts and sentience.